paulftompkins: “That’s right. Almighty God bought me this luxury automobile in exchange for sexual favors. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I don’t actually walk, because I had sex with God and He gave me a car. And a tennis bracelet.” - Leviteronomy 12:19 This has to be the most insanely funny thing I’ve seen all year. :”“”“D
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“That’s right. Almighty God bought me this luxury automobile in exchange for sexual favors. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I don’t actually walk, because I had sex with God and He gave me a car. And a tennis bracelet.” - Leviteronomy 12:19

This has to be the most insanely funny thing I’ve seen all year. :”“”“D

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    This has to be the most insanely funny thing I’ve seen all year. :”“”“D
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    plftmpkns
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